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that phone is playing something erotic and she is doing something erotic under those red panties.

she loves gay guys, gay guys don’t love her, so she has to love her electric...

well maybe this should be titled things to do when alone rather than how to be.

sitting on the bed alone in her room rubbing her magic button while sunlight is coming...

what the hell is that blocking the view, what the fuck.

your husband needs better friends and your best friend seems to be a pickel.

your husband needs better friends and your best friend seems to be your fingers.

not only is she taking a blood bath but she is also touching herself in it.

that is suppose to be woman masturbating under the covers, focus wasn’t invented i guess.

that is a weird way of surrendering but okay i guess.

okay that vibrator is not going to fill the hole in your heart but rather the...

guys walk in on her cooking with a cucumber, she wasn’t making a salad.